Drunk and Fat
I went for a run. It must be the New Year. This 3 miler was one of the hardest runs i have done in years and i mean that (the rest of the stuff i just make up….ha the wit…..cough) but let me JUSTIFY! i shout in the most melodramatic voice i can muster.
- I ate far to much food over X-Mas. I have litterlly changed the shape of my body.
- I drank to much. I seriously considered going into A and E the morning after consuming vast amounts of Rum with a friend of mine one night.
- I have or at least i am just getting over a patticully nasty form of the human cold.
- I counted 49 blinks of my cursor on the screen while i was trying to think of a 4th reason.